Every parent should be aware of the following lists:
Top 50 Internet Acronyms Parents Need to Know:
Provided by: www.netlingo.com
- 8 - it refers to oral sex
- 1337 - it means elite
- 143 - it means I love you
- 182 - it means I hate you
- 459 - it also means I love you
- 1174 - it means nude club
- 420 - it refers to marijuana
- ADR or addy - Address
- ASL - Age/Sex/Location
- banana - it means penis
- CD9 - it means Code 9 = parents are around
- DUM - Do You Masturbate?
- DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
- FB - F*** Buddy
- FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
- FOL - Fond Of Leather
- GNOC - Get Naked On Cam (webcam)
- GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
- IAYM - I Am Your Master
- IF/IB - In the Front or In the Back
- IIT - Is It Tight?
- ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
- IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
- IWSN - I Want Sex Now
- J/O - Jerking Off
- KFY - Kiss For You
- kitty - it means vagina
- KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
- LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
- MOOS - Member(s) Of the Opposite Sex
- MOSS or MOTSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
- MorF - Male or Female
- MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
- MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
- NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
- NIFOC - Nude In Front Of Computer
- NMU - Not Much, You?
- P911 - Parent Alert
- PAL - Parents Are Listening
- PAW - Parents Are Watching
- PIR - Parent In Room
- POS - Parent Over Shoulder
- PRON - Porn
- Q2C - Quick To Cum
- RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
- RUH - Are You Horny?
- S2R - Send To Recieve (pictures)
- SorG - Straight or Gay
- TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
- WYCM - Will You Call Me?
The List of Chat Acronyms & Text Message Shorthand:
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- ! - I have a comment
- ? - I have a question
- @TEOTD - At The End Of The Day
- \M/ - Heavy Metal Music
- ^5 - High Five
- ^RUP^ - Read Up Please
- ^URS - Up Yours
- <3 - Heart
- 2 - Your (or my) two cents worth
- 1174 - Nude club
- 121 - One to one
- 1337 - Elite
- 143 - I love you
- 14AA41 - One for All and All for One
- 182 - I hate you
- 19 - 0 hand
- 20 - Location
- 2B or not 2B - To Be Or Not To Be
- 2BZ4UQT - Too Busy For You Cutey
- 2G2B4G - Too Good To Be Forgotten
- 2G2BT - Too Good To Be True
- 2moro - Tomorrow
- 2nite - Tonight
- 2U2 - To You Too
- 404 - I haven't a clue
- 411 - Information
- 420 - Marijuana
- 459 - I love you
- 4COL - For Crying Out Loud
- 4EAE - ForEver And Ever
- 4ever - Forever
- 4NR - Foreigner
- 4Q - F*** You
- 5FS - 5 Finger Salute
- 8 - Oral sex
- 831 - I Love You
- 86 - Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
- 9 - Parent is watching
- 99 - Parent is no longer watching
- A/S/L/P - Age/Sex/Location/Picture
- A3 - Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
- AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
- AAF - As A Friend
- AAK - Asleep At Keyboard
- AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
- AAMOI - As A Matter Of Interest
- AAR - At Any Rate
- AAR8 - At Any Rate
- AAS - Alive And Smiling
- AATK - Always At The Keyboard
- AAYF - As Always, Your Friend
- AB - A** Backwards
- ABITHIWTITB - A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
- ABT2 - About To
- ACD - Alt Control Delete
- ACE - Access Control Entry
- ACK - Acknowledgement
- ACORN - A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
- ADAD - Another Day Another Dollar
- ADBB - All Done Bye Bye
- ADIH - Another Day In Hell
- ADIP - Another Day In Paradise
- ADN - Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
- ADR - Address
- AEAP - As Early As Possible
- AFAGAY - A Friend As Good As You
- AFAHMASP - A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
- AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
- AFAICS - As Far As I Can See
- AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
- AFAIK - As Far As I Know
- AFAIR - As Far As I Remember
- AFAIU - As Far As I Understand
- AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It
- AFAP - As Far As Possible
- AFAYC - As Far As You're Concerned
- AFC - Away From Computer
- AFDN - Any F***ing Day Now
- AFGO - Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
- AFIAA - As Far As I Am Aware
- AFINIAFI - A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
- AFJ - April Fools Joke
- AFK - Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
- AFPOE - A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
- AFT - About F***ing Time
- AFZ - Acronym Free Zone
- AGB - Almost Good Bridge
- AGKWE - And God Knows What Else
- AIAMU - And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
- AIGHT - All Right
- AIH - As It Happens
- AIMB - As I Mentioned Before
- AIMP - Always In My Prayers
- AISB - As I Said Before
- AISE - As I Said Earlier
- AISI - As I See It
- AKA or a.k.a. - Also Known As
- ALAP - As Late As Possible
- Alcon - All Concerned
- ALOL - Actually Laughing Out Loud
- ALOTBSOL - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
- ALTG - Act Locally, Think Globally
- AMAP - As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
- AMBW - All My Best Wishes
- AMF - Adios Mother F***er
- AML - All My Love
- AMRMTYFTS - All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
- ANFAWFOS - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
- ANFSCD - And Now For Something Completely Different
- ANGB - Almost Nearly Good Bridge
- AOAS - All Of A Sudden
- AOB - Abuse Of Bandwidth
- AON - Apropos Of Nothing
- AP - Apple Pie
- AS - Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
- ASAFP - As Soon As F***ing Possible
- ASAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
- ASAP - As Soon As Possible
- ASAYGT - As Soon As You Get This
- ASL - Age/Sex/Location
- ASLMH - Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
- ATAB - Ain't That A Bitch
- ATC - Any Two Cards
- ATSL - Along The Same Line
- ATST - At The Same Time
- ATW - All the Web -or- Around the Web
- ATWD - Agree That We Disagree
- AWC - After While, Crocodile
- AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
- AWHFY - Are We Having Fun Yet?
- AWLTP - Avoiding Work Like The Plague
- AWNIAC - All We Need Is Another Chair
- AWOL - Absent Without Leave
- AWTTW - A Word To The Wise
- AYC - Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
- AYCE - All You Can Eat
- AYK - As You Know
- AYOR - At Your Own Risk
- AYSOS - Are You Stupid Or Something
- AYTMTB - And You're Telling Me This Because
- AYV - Are You Vertical?
- B&F - Back and Forth
- B/C - Because
- B4 - Before
- B4N - Bye For Now
- B4U - Before You
- B4YKI - Before You Know It
- BAC - Bad A** Chick
- BAG - Busting A Gut -or- Big A** Grin
- BAK - Back At Keyboard
- BAMF - Bad A** Mother F***er
- banana - Penis
- BARB - Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
- BAU - Business As Usual
- BB - Be Back
- BB4N - Bye Bye for Now
- BBAMFIC - Big Bad A** Mother F***er In Charge
- BBB - Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
- BBBG - Bye Bye Be Good
- BBFBBM - Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
- BBFN - Bye Bye for Now
- BBIAB - Be Back In A Bit
- BBIAF - Be Back In A Few
- BBIAS - Be Back In A Sec
- BBIAW - Be Back In A While
- BBL - Be Back Later
- BBMFIC - Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
- BBN - Bye Bye Now
- BBR - Burnt Beyond Repair
- BBS - Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
- BBSD - Be Back Soon Darling
- BBSL - Be Back Sooner or Later
- BBT - Be Back Tomorrow
- BBW - Big Beautiful Woman
- BC - Because
- BCBG - Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
- BCBS - Big Company, Big School
- BCNU - Be Seeing You
- BCOZ - Because
- BD - Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
- BDBI5M - Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
- BDC - Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
- BDN - Big Damn Number
- BEG - Big Evil Grin
- beos - Nudge
- BF - Boyfriend -or- Best Friend -or- Bitch Features
- BFD - Big F***ing Deal
- BFE - Bum F*** Egypt
- BFF - Best Friends Forever
- BFFN - Best Friends For Now
- BFFTTE - Best Friends Forever Til The End
- BFN - Bye For Now
- BFR - Big F***ing Rock
- BHAG - Big Hairy Audacious Goal
- BHG - Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
- BHIMBGO - Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
- BHOF - Bald Headed Old Fart
- BI5 - Back In Five
- BIBI - Bye Bye
- BIBO - Beer In, Beer Out
- BIF - Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
- BIL - Brother-In-Law
- BIOIYA - Break It Off In Your A**
- BION - Believe It Or Not
- BIOYE - Blow It Out Your Ear
- BIOYIOP - Blow It Out Your I/O Port
- BIOYN - Blow it Out Your Nose
- BITCH - Basically In The Clear Homey
- BITD - Back In The Day
- BITFOB - Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
- BJ - Blow Job
- BJJDI - Billy Joel Just Drove In
- BKA - Better Known As
- BL - Belly Laughing
- BLBBLB - Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
- BM - Byte Me
- BMF - Bad Mother F***er
- BMGWL - Busting My Gut With Laughter
- BMOF - Bite Me Old Fart
- BMOTA - Byte Me On The A**
- BNDN - Been Nowhere Done Nothing
- BNF - Big Name Fan
- BO - Bug Off -or- Body Odor
- BOB - Battery Operated Boyfriend
- BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
- BOCTAAE - But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
- BOFH - Bastard Operator From Hell
- BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
- BON - Believe it Or Not
- BOTEC - Back Of The Envelope Calculation
- BOTOH - But On The Other Hand
- BPLM - Big Person Little Mind
- BR - Bathroom
- BRB - Be Right Back
- BRT - Be Right There
- BS - Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
- BSAAW - Big Smile And A Wink
- BSBD&NE - Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
- BSEG - Big Sh** Eating Grin
- BSF - But Seriously, Folks
- BSOD - Blue Screen of Death
- BT - Byte This
- BTA - But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
- BTDT - Been There Done That
- BTDTGTS - Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
- BTFO - Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
- BTHOOM - Beats The Heck Out Of Me
- BTN - Better Than Nothing
- BTOIYA - Be There or It's Your A**
- BTSOOM - Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
- BTTT - Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
- BTW - By The Way
- BTWBO - Be There With Bells On
- BTWITIAILW/U - By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
- BW - Best Wishes
- BWDIK - But What Do I Know
- BWL - Bursting With Laughter
- BWO - Black, White or Other
- BYKT - But you Knew That
- BYOA - Bring Your Own Advil
- BYOB - Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
- BYOW - Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
- BZ - Busy
- C&G - Chuckly and Grin
- C/P - Cross Post
- C/S - Change of Subject
- C4N - Ciao For Now
- CAAC - Cool As A Cucumber
- CAS - Crack A Smile -or- Clear As Sh**
- CB - Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
- CBB - Can't Be Bothered
- CBF - Can't Be F***ed
- CBJ - Covered Blow Job
- CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
- CF - Coffee Freak
- CFV - Call For Vote
- CHA - Click Here Asshole
- CIAO - Goodbye (in Italian)
- CICO - Coffee In, Coffee Out
- CICYHW - Can I Copy Your Home Work
- CID - Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
- CIS - CompuServe Information Service
- CLM - Career Limiting Move
- CMAP - Cover My A** Partner
- CMF - Count My Fingers
- CMIW - Correct Me if I'm Wrong
- CMU - Crack Me Up
- CNP - Continued in Next Post
- COB - Close Of Business
- COD - Change Of Dressing
- Cof$ - Church of Scientology
- CofS - Church of Scientology
- COS - Change Of Subject
- C-P - Sleepy
- CRAFT - Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
- CRAP - Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
- CRAT - Can't Remember A Thing
- CRAWS - Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
- CRB - Come Right Back
- CRBT - Crying Real Big Tears
- CRDTCHCK - Credit Check
- CRS - Can't Remember Sh**
- CRTLA - Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
- CS - Career Suicide
- CSA - Cool Sweet Awesome
- CSL - Can't Stop Laughing
- CSN - Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
- CT - Can't Talk
- C-T - City
- CTA - Call To Action
- CTC - Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
- CTO - Check This Out
- CU - See You -or- Cracking Up
- CUATU - See You Around The Universe
- CUL8R - See You Later
- CULA - See You Later Alligator
- CUNS - See You In School
- CUOL - See You OnLine
- CUWTA - Catch Up With The Acronyms
- CUZ - Because
- CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time
- CWYL - Chat With You Later
- CX - Cancelled
- CY - Calm Yourself
- CYA - Cover Your A** -or- See Ya
- CYL - See You Later
- CYM - Check Your Mail
- CYO - See You Online
- CYT - See You Tomorrow
- D&M - Deep & Meaningful
- DAMHIKT - Don't Ask Me How I Know That
- DARFC - Ducking And Running For Cover
- DBA - Doing Business As
- DBABAI - Don't Be A Bitch About It
- DBD - Don't Be Dumb
- DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read
- DD - Due Diligence -or- Dear Daughter
- DDD - Direct Distance Dial
- DDSOS - Different Day, Same Old Sh**
- def - Definitely
- DETI - Don't Even Think It
- DF - Dear Friend
- DFLA - Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
- DGA - Don't Go Anywhere
- DGT - Don't Go There
- DGTG - Don't Go There Girlfriend
- DGYF - Damn Girl You're Fine
- DH - Dear Husband
- DHYB - Don't Hold Your Breath
- DIAF - Die In A Fire
- DIC - Drunk In Charge
- DIKU - Do I Know You
- DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
- DILLIGAS - Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
- DINK - Double Incomes, No Kids
- DIRFT - Do It Right the First Time
- DISTO - Did I Say That Outloud?
- DITR - Dancing In The Rain
- DITYID - Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
- DIY - Do It Yourself
- DKDC - Don't Know Don't Care
- DL - Download -or- Dead Link
- DLTBBB - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
- DLTM - Don't Lie To Me
- DMI - Don't Mention It
- DNBL8 - Do Not Be Late
- DNC - Does Not Compute
- DND - Do Not Disturb
- DOC - Drug Of Choice
- DOE - Depends On Experience
- DOEI - Goodbye (in Dutch)
- DORD - Department Of Redundancy Department
- DP - Domestic Partner
- dps - Damage Per Second
- DPUP - Don't Poop Your Pants
- DQMOT - Don't Quote Me On This
- DQYDJ - Don't Quit Your Day Job
- DRIB - Don't Read If Busy
- DSTR8 - Damn Straight
- DTC - Deep Throaty Chuckle
- DTRT - Do The Right Thing
- DUI - Driving Under the Influence
- DUM - Do You Masturbate?
- DUNA - Don?t Use No Acronyms
- DURS - Damn You Are Sexy
- DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
- DUST - Did You See That
- DWB - Don't Write Back
- DWBH - Don't Worry Be Happy
- DWI - Driving While Intoxicated
- DWPKOTL - Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
- DWS - Driving While Stupid
- DWWWI - Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
- DWYM - Does What You Mean
- DYFM - Dude You Fascinate Me
- DYHAB - Do You Have A Boyfriend
- DYHAG - Do You Have A Girlfriend
- DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate It When...
- DYOFDW - Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
- DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing
- E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
- EAK - Eating at Keyboard
- EE - Electronic Emission
- effin - F***ing
- EFT - Electronic Funds Transfer
- EG - Evil Grin
- EL - Evil Laugh
- EM - Excuse Me
- EMA - E-Mail Address
- EMFBI - Excuse Me For Butting In
- EMI - Excuse My Ignorance
- EML - Email Me Later
- EMRTW - Evil Monkey's Rule The World
- EMSG - E-Mail Message
- EOD - End Of Day
- EOL - End Of Life
- EOM - End Of Message
- EOT - End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
- ESAD - Eat Sh** And Die
- ESADYFA - Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
- ESEMED - Every Second Every Minute Every Day
- ESH - Experience, Strength, and Hope
- ESMF - Eat Sh** Mother F***er
- ESO - Equipment Smarter than Operator
- ETA - Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
- ETLA - ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
- EVRE1 - Every One
- EWI - E-mailing While Intoxicated
- EZ - Easy
- F2F - Face-to-Face
- FAB - Features Attributes Benefits
- FAH - F***ing A Hot
- FAP - F***ing A Pissed
- FAQL - Frequently Asked Questions List
- FAQOMFT - Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
- FASB - Fast A** Son Bitchii
- FAWC - For Anyone Who Cares
- FB - F*** Buddy
- FBI - F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
- FBKS - Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
- FCFS - First Come, First Served
- FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom
- FE - Fatal Error
- FF - Friends Forever
- FF&PN - Fresh Fields and Pastures New
- FFS - For F*** Sake
- FGDAI - Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
- FIF - F*** I'm Funny
- FIIK - F*** If I Know
- FIL - Father-In-Law
- FILF - Father I'd Like to F***
- FILTH - Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
- FINE - F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
- FISH - First in, Still Here
- FITB - Fill In The Blanks
- FLA - Four Letter Acronym
- FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
- FMTYEWTK - Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
- FMUTA - F*** Me Up The A**
- FO - F*** Off
- FOAD - F*** Off And Die
- FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
- FOAG - F*** Off And Google
- FOC - Free of Charge
- FOFL - Falling on Floor Laughing
- FOL - Fond of Leather
- FOMC - Fell Off My Chair
- FOMCL - Falling Off My Chair Laughing
- FORD - Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
- FOS - Full Of Sh**
- FRED - F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
- FS - For Sale
- FSBO - For Sale By Owner
- FSR - For Some Reason
- FSU - F*** Sh** Up
- FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
- FTBOMH - From The Bottom Of My Heart
- FTF - F*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
- FTFOI - For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
- FTL - Faster Than Light
- FTLOG - For The Love Of God
- FTN - F*** That Noise
- FTR - For The Record
- FTRF - F*** That's Really Funny
- FTTB - For The Time Being
- FTW - For The Win -or- F*** The World
- FU2 - F*** You Too
- FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
- FUBB - F***ed Up Beyond Belief
- FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
- FUJIMO - F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
- FUM - F***ed Up Mess
- FURTB - Filled Up and Ready To Burst
- FWB - Friends With Benefits
- FWD - Forward
- FWIW - For What It's Worth
- FYA - For Your Amusement
- FYE - For Your Edification
- FYF - From your Friend
- FYI - For Your Information
- FYIFV - F*** You I'm Fully Vested
- FYLTGE - From Your Lips To Gods Ears
- FYM - For Your Misinformation
- FYSBIGTBABN - Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
- G - Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
- G1 - Good One
- G2G - Got to Go
- G2GLYS - Got To Go Love Ya So
- G4I - Go For It
- G4N - Good For Nothing
- GA - Go Ahead
- GAB - Getting A Beer
- GAL - Get A Life
- GALGAL - Give A Little Get A Little
- GALHER - Get A Load of Her
- GALHIM - Get A Load of Him
- GANB - Getting Another Beer
- GAP - Got A Pic? -or- Gay A** People
- GAS - Got A Second
- GB - Good Bridge
- GBG - Great Big Grin
- GBH - Great Big Hug
- GC - Good Crib
- GD&R - Grinning, Ducking and Running
- GD&RF - Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
- GDI - God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
- GDW - Grin, Duck and Wave
- GF - Girlfriend
- GFF - Go F***ing Figure
- GFI - Go For It
- GFN - Gone For Now
- GFON - Good For One Night
- GFR - Grim File Reaper
- GFTD - Gone For The Day
- GFY - Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
- GFYMF - Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
- GG - Good Game -or- Gotta Go
- GGA - Good Game All
- GGN - Gotta Go Now
- GGOH - Gotta Get Out of Here
- GGP - Gotta Go Pee
- GI - Google It
- GIC - Gift In Crib
- GIDK - Gee I Don't Know
- GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out
- GIWIST - Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
- GJ - Good Job
- GJP - Good Job Partner
- GL - Good Luck -or- Get Lost
- GLA - Good Luck All
- GLBT - Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
- GLG - Good Looking Girl
- GLGH - Good Luck and Good Hunting
- GLYASDI - God Loves You And So Do I
- GM - Good Morning -or- Good Move
- GMAB - Give Me A Break
- GMAFB - Give Me A F***ing Break
- GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
- GMTFT - Great Minds Think For Themselves
- GN - Good Night
- GNBLFY - Got Nothing But Love For You
- GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
- GNSD - Good Night Sweet Dreams
- GOI - Get Over It
- GOK - God Only Knows
- GOL - Giggling Out Loud
- GOS - Gay Or Straight
- GOWI - Get On With It
- GOYHH - Get Off Your High Horse
- GR&D - Grinning Running And Ducking
- GR2BR - Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
- GR8 - Great
- gratz - Congratulations
- GRRR - Growling
- GSOAS - Go Sit On A Snake
- GSOH - Good Sense Of Humor
- GSYJDWURMNKH - Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
- GT - Good Try
- GTFO - Get The F*** Out
- GTFOOH - Get The F*** Out Of Here
- GTG - Got To Go
- GTGB - Got To Go, Bye
- GTGP - Got To Go Pee
- GTH - Go To Hell
- GTK - Good To Know
- GTM - Giggle To Myself
- GTRM - Going To Read Mail
- GTSY - Glad To See You
- GUD - Geographically UnDesirable
- GWI - Get With It
- GWS - Get Well Soon
- GYHOOYA - Get Your Head Out Of Your A**
- GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
- H&K - Hugs and Kisses
- h/o - Hold On
- h/p - Hold Please
- H4U - Hot For You
- H4XX0R - Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
- HAGD - Have a Great Day
- HAGN - Have A Good Night
- HAGO - Have A Good One
- HAK - Hugs And Kisses
- HAND - Have a Nice Day
- HAR - Hit And Run
- HAWTLW - Hello And Welcome To Last Week
- HB - Hurry Back
- HBASTD - Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
- HBB - Hip Beyond Belief
- HBIB - Hot But Inappropriate Boy
- HCC - Holy Computer Crap
- HD - Hold
- HF - Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
- HHIS - Hanging Head In Shame
- HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
- HHOJ - Ha-Ha, Only Joking
- HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding
- HHOS - Ha-Ha, Only Serious
- HHTYAY - Happy Holidays To You And Yours
- HIG - How's It Going
- HIH - Hope It Helps
- HIOOC - Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
- HITAKS - Hang In There And Keep Smiling
- HMFIC - Head MOFO In Charge
- HNTI - How Nice That/This Is
- HNTW - How Nice That Was
- HNY - Happy New Year
- HO - Hold On
- HOHA - HOllywood HAcker
- HOIC - Hold On, I'm Coming
- HOYEW - Hanging On Your Every Word
- HP - Higher Power
- HPPO - Highest Paid Person in Office
- HSIK - How Should I Know
- HT - Hi There
- HTB - Hang The Bastards
- HTH - Hope This (or That) Helps
- HTNOTH - Hit The Nail On The Head
- HUA - Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up A**
- HUGZ - Hugs
- HUYA - Head Up Your A**
- HWGA - Here We Go Again
- I 1-D-R - I Wonder
- I&I - Intercourse & Inebriation
- IAC - In Any Case -or- I Am Confused
- IAE - In Any Event
- IAITS - It's All In The Subject
- IANAC - I Am Not A Crook
- IANADBIPOOTV - I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
- IANAE - I Am Not An Expert
- IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
- IANNNGC - I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
- IASAP4U - I Always Say A Prayer For You
- IAT - I Am Tired
- IAW - I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
- IAYM - I Am Your Master
- IBGYBG - I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
- IBIWISI - I'll Believe It When I See It
- IBK - Idiot Behind Keyboard
- IBRB - I'll Be Right Back
- IBT - In Between Technology
- IBTC - Itty Bitty Titty Committee
- IBTD - I Beg To Differ
- IBTL - In Before The Lock
- IC - In Character -or- I See
- ICBW - I Could Be Wrong
- ICYC - In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
- ID10T - Idiot
- IDC - I Don't Care
- IDGAF - I Don't Give A F***
- IDGARA - I Don't Give A Rats A**
- IDGI - I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
- IDK - I Don't Know
- IDK, my BFF Jill - I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
- IDKY - I Don't Know You
- I-D-L - Ideal
- IDM - It Does Not Matter
- IDST - I Didn't Say That
- IDTA - I Did That Already
- IDTS - I Don't Think So
- IEF - It's Esther's Fault
- IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
- IFAB - I Found A Bug
- IFU - I F***ed Up
- IGGP - I Gotta Go Pee
- IGTP - I Get The Point
- IHA - I Hate Acronyms
- IHAIM - I Have Another Instant Message
- IHNO - I Have No Opinion
- IHTFP - I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
- IHU - I Hear You
- IIABDFI - If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
- IIIO - Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
- IIMAD - If It Makes An(y) Difference
- IIR - If I Remember -or- If I Recall
- IIRC - If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
- IIT - Is It Tight?
- IITLYTO - If It's Too Loud You're Too Old
- IITYWIMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
- IITYWYBMAD - If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
- IIWM - If It Were Me
- IJPMP - I Just Pissed My Pants
- IJWTK - I Just Want To Know
- IJWTS - I Just Want To Say
- IKALOPLT - I Know A Lot Of People Like That
- IKWYM - I Know What You Mean
- IKYABWAI - I Know You Are But What Am I?
- ILA - I Love Acronyms
- ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
- ILICISCOMK - I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
- ILU - I Love You
- ILUAAF - I Love You As A Friend
- ILY - I Love You
- IM - Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
- IM2BZ2P - I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
- IMA - I Might Add
- IMAO - In My Arrogant Opinion
- IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
- IME - In My Experience
- IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
- IMHEIUO - In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
- IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
- IMNERHO - In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
- IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
- IMO - In My Opinion
- IMOO - In My Own Opinion
- IMPOV - In My Point Of View
- IMRU - I Am, Are You?
- IMS - I Am Sorry
- INBD - It's No Big Deal
- INMP - It's Not My Problem
- INNW - If Not Now, When
- INPO - In No Particular Order
- INUCOSM - It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
- IOH - I'm Outta Here
- ION - Index Of Names
- IOUD - Inside, Outside, Upside Down
- IOW - In Other Words
- IPN - I'm Posting Naked
- IRL - In Real Life
- ISAGN - I See A Great Need
- ISH - Insert Sarcasm Here
- ISO - In Search Of
- ISS - I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
- ISSYGTI - I?m So Sure You Get The Idea
- ISTM - It Seems to Me
- ISTR - I Seem To Remember
- ISWYM - I See What You Mean
- ISYALS - I'll Send You A Letter Soon
- ITA - I Totally Agree
- ITFA - In The Final Analysis
- ITIGBS - I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
- ITM - In The Money
- ITS - Intense Text Sex
- ITSFWI - If The Shoe Fits Wear It
- IUM - If You Must
- IWALU - I Will Always Love You
- IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA - I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your A** If You Say That Again
- IWBNI - It Would Be Nice If
- IWIWU - I Wish I Was You
- IWSN - I Want Sex Now
- IYAOYAS - If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
- IYD - In Your Dreams
- IYFEG - Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
- IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
- IYKWIMAITYD - If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
- IYO - In Your Opinion
- IYQ - I Like You
- IYSS - If You Say So
- IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean
- J/C - Just Checking
- J/J - Just Joking
- J/K - Just Kidding
- J/O - Jerking Off
- J/P - Just Playing
- J/W - Just Wondering
- J2LYK - Just To Let You Know
- J4F - Just For Fun
- J4G - Just For Grins
- J4T or JFT - Just For Today
- J5M - Just Five Minutes
- JAD - Just Another day
- JAFO - Just Another F***ing Onlooker
- JAFS - Just A F***ing Salesman
- JAM - Just A Minute
- JAS - Just A Second
- JC - Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
- JDI - Just Do It
- JEOMK - Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
- JFH - Just F*** Her
- JFI - Just For Information
- JIC - Just In Case
- JK - Just Kidding
- JM2C - Just My 2 Cents
- JMO - Just My Opinion
- JOOTT - Just One Of Those Things
- JP - Just Playing
- JSU - Just Shut Up
- JSYK - Just So You Know
- JT - Just Teasing
- JTLYK - Just To Let You Know
- JTOL - Just Thinking Out Loud
- JTOU - Just Thinking Of You
- JUADLAM - Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
- JW - Just Wondering
- K - OK
- KB - Kick Butt
- KBD - Keyboard
- kewl - it means cool
- KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
- KHYF - Know How You Feel
- KIA - Killed In Action
- KIBO - Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
- KIR - Keep It Real
- KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
- KIT - Keep In Touch
- kitty - Vagina
- KK - Kiss Kiss
- KMA - Kiss My A**
- KMFHA - Kiss My Fat Hairy A**
- KMP - Keep Me Posted
- KMRIA - Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
- KMSLA - Kiss My Shiny Little A**
- KMUF - Kiss Me You Fool
- KMWA - Kiss My White A**
- KOK - Knock
- KOTC - Kiss On The Cheek
- KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
- KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
- KS - Kill Stealer
- KUTGW - Keep Up The Good Work
- KWIM - Know What I Mean?
- KWSTA - Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
- KYFC - Keep Your Fingers Crossed
- KYPO - Keep Your Pants On
- L - Laugh
- L8R - Later
- LABATYD - Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
- LAQ - Lame A** Quote
- LB?W/C - Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
- LBR and LGR - Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
- LBUG or LBIG - Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
- LD - Long Distance -or- Later Dude
- LDIMEDILLIGAF - Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
- LDR - Long Distance Relationship
- LDTTWA - Let's Do The Time Warp Again
- LF - Let's F***
- LFTI - Looking Forward To It
- LGMAS - Lord Give Me A Sign
- LHO - Laughing Head Off
- LHOS - Lets Have Online Sex
- LIFO - Last In, First Out
- LIS - Laughing In Silence
- LJBF - Let?s Just Be Friends
- LKITR - Little Kid In The Room
- LLOM - Like Leno on Meth
- LLTA - Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
- LMAO - Laughing My A** Off
- LMFAO - Laughing My F***ing A** Off
- LMHO - Laughing My Head Off
- LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
- LMK - Let Me Know
- LMSO - Laughing My Socks Off
- LMTCB - Left Message To Call Back
- LOL - Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
- LOLA - Laugh Out Loud Again
- LOMBARD - Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
- LOML - Love Of My Life
- LONH - Lights On, Nobody Home
- LOOL - Laughing Outragously Out Loud
- LOPSOD - Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
- LORE - Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
- LOU - Laughing Over You
- LPOS - Lazy Piece Of Sh**
- LRF - Little Rubber Feet
- LSHMBH - Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
- LSV - Language, Sex, Violence
- LTHTT - Laughing Too Hard To Type
- LTIC - Laughing 'Til I Cry
- LTM - Laughing To Myself
- LTNS - Long Time No See
- LTNT - Long Time, No Type
- LTR - Long Term Relationship
- LTS - Laughing to Self
- LTTIC - Look The Teacher Is Coming
- LULU - Locally Undesireable Land Use
- LUMTP - Love You More Than Pie
- LUSM - Love You So Much
- LWR - Launch When Ready
- LY - Love You
- LY4E - Love You Forever
- LYA - Love You All
- LYB - Love You Babe
- LYCYLBB - Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
- LYKYAMY - Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
- LYL - Love You Lots
- LYLAB - Love You Like a Brother
- LYLAS - Love You Like A Sister
- LYLB - Love You Later Bye
- LYMI - Love You, Mean It
- LYWAMH - Love You With All My Heart
- M2NY - Me Too, Not Yet
- M4C - Meet for Coffee
- M8 or M8s - Mate -or- Mates
- MA - Mature Audience
- MAYA - Most Advanced Yet Accessible
- MB - Message Board
- MBN - Must Be Nice
- MBRFN - Must Be Real F***ing Nice
- MEGO - My Eyes Glaze Over
- meh - Who cares, whatever
- MFD - Multi-Function Device
- MfG - Mit freundlichen Gruessen
- MFIC - Mother F***er In Charge
- MFWIC - Mo Fo Who's In Charge
- MHBFY - My Heart Bleeds For You
- MHOTY - My Hat's Off To You
- MIA - Missing In Action
- MIHAP - May I Have Your Attention Please
- MIL - Mother-In-Law
- MILF - Mother I'd Like to F***
- MITIN - More Info Than I Needed
- MKOP - My Kind Of Place
- MLA - Multiple Letter Acronym
- MLAS - My Lips Are Sealed
- MM - Market Maker
- MMHA2U - My Most Humble Apologies To You
- MO - Move On
- MOF - Matter Of Fact
- MOFO - Mother F***er
- MOMPL - One Moment Please
- MOO - Mud, Object-Oriented
- MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
- MOP - MOment Please
- MorF - Male or Female
- MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
- MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
- MOTAS - Member Of The Appropriate Sex
- MOTD - Message Of The Day
- MOTOS - Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
- MOTSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
- MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
- MRA - Moving Right Along
- MSG - Message
- MSMD - Monkey See Monkey Do
- MSNUW - Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
- MTBF - Mean Time Before Failure
- MTF - More To Follow
- MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You
- MTLA - My True Love Always
- MTSBWY - May The Schwartz Be With You
- MUAH or MWAH - The sound of a kiss
- MUBAR - Messed up Beyond All Recognition
- MUSM - Miss You So Much
- MWBRL - More Will Be Revealed Later
- MYL - Mind Your Language
- MYOB - Mind Your Own Business
- N/A - Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
- N/M - Nothing Much
- N/T - No Text
- N1 - Nice One
- N2M - Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
- N2MJCHBU - Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
- NAB - Not A Blonde
- NADT - Not A Damn Thing
- NAGB - Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
- NAK - Nursing At Keyboard
- NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
- natch - Naturally
- NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
- N-A-Y-L - In A While
- NAZ - Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
- NB4T - Not Before Time
- NBD - No Big Deal
- NBFAB - Not Bad For A Beginner
- NBFABS - Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
- NBIF - No Basis In Fact
- NBLFY - Nothing But Love For You
- NC - Nice Crib
- NCG - New College Graduate
- NDN - Indian -or- Native American
- NE - Anyway
- NE1 - Anyone
- NE14KFC - Anyone for KFC?
- NE1ER - Anyone Here
- Ne2H - Need To Have
- NESEC - Any Second
- NEWS - North, East, West, South
- NFBSK - Not For British School Kids
- NFC - Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
- NFF - No F***ing Fair
- NFG - Not F***ing Good
- NFI - No F***ing Idea
- NFW - No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
- NG - New Game
- NGB - Nearly Good Bridge
- NH - Nice Hand
- NHOH - Never Heard Of Him/Her
- NICE - Nonsense In Crappy Existence
- NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
- NIGYYSOB - Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
- NIH - Not Invented Here
- NIM - No Internal Message
- NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard
- NIMJD - Not In My Job Description
- NIMQ - Not In My Queue
- NIMY - Never In A Million Years
- NINO - Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
- NISM - Need I Say More
- NITL - Not In This Lifetime
- NIYWFD - Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
- NLL - Nice Little Lady
- NM - Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
- NME - Enemy
- NMH - Not Much Here
- NMHJC - Not Much Here, Just Chilling
- NMP - Not My Problem
- NMTE - Now More Than Ever
- NMU - Not Much, You?
- NN - Not Now
- NNCIMINTFZ - Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
- NNWW - Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
- NO - Not Online
- NOA - Not Online Anymore
- NOFI - No OFfence Intended
- NOS - New Old Stock
- NOY - Not Online Yet
- NOYB - None Of Your Business
- NP - No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
- NQA - No Questions Asked
- NQOCD - Not Quite Our Class Dear
- NR - Nice Roll
- NRG - Energy
- NRN - No Reply Necessary
- NS - Nice Set
- NSA - No Strings Attached
- NSFW - Not Safe For Work
- NSS - No Sh** Sherlock
- NSTLC - Need Some Tender Loving Care
- NTA - Not This Again
- NTIM - Not That It Matters
- NTIMM - Not That It Matters Much
- NTK - Nice To Know
- NTM - Not That Much
- NTTAWWT - Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
- NTW - Not To Worry
- NTYMI - Now That You Mention It
- NUB - New person to a site or game
- NUFF - Enough Said
- NVM - NeVer Mind
- NVNG - Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
- NW - No Way
- NWAL - Nerd Without A Life
- NWR - Not Work Related
- NYC - Not Your Concern
- NYCFS - New York City Finger Salute
- O - Opponent -or- Over
- OAO - Over And Out
- OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
- OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
- OB - Obligatory
- OBE - Overcome By Events
- OBO - Or Best Offer
- OBTW - Oh By The Way
- OBX - Old Battle Axe
- OC - Original Character -or- Own Character
- OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
- ODTAA - One Damn Thing After Another
- OIC - Oh, I See
- OICU812 - Oh I See, You Ate One Too
- OK - All Correct
- OL - Old Lady
- OLL - OnLine Love
- OLN - OnLine Netiquette
- OM - Old Man
- OMB - Oh My Buddha
- OMDB - Over My Dead Body
- OMFG - Oh My F***ing God
- OMG - Oh My God
- OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
- OML - Oh My Lord
- OMW - On My Way
- ONID - Oh No I Didn't
- ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
- ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Again
- ONUD - Oh No You Didn't
- OO - Over and Out
- OOAK - One Of A Kind
- OOC - Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
- OOF - Out Of Facility
- OOI - Out Of Interest
- OOO - Out Of Office
- OOS - Out Of Stock
- OOTB - Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
- OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment
- OSIF - Oh Sh** I Forgot
- OSINTOT - Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
- OST - On Second Thought
- OT - Off Topic
- OTASOIC - Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
- OTC - Over The Counter
- OTF - Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
- OTH - Off The Hook
- OTL - Out To Lunch
- OTOH - On The Other Hand
- OTP - On The Phone
- OTT - Over The Top
- OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
- OTW - Off The Wall
- OUSU - Oh, You Shut Up
- OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect
- OZ - Australia
- P - Partner
- P&C - Private & Confidential
- P2C2E - Process Too Complicated Too Explain
- P2U4URAQTP - Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
- P911 - Parent Alert
- PA - Parent Alert
- PAL - Parents Are Listening
- PANS - Pretty Awesome New Stuff
- PAW - Parents Are Watching
- PB - Potty Break
- PBB - Parent Behind Back
- PBEM - Play By EMail
- PBJ - Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
- PD - Public Domain
- PDOMA - Pulled Directly Out Of My A**
- PDQ - Pretty Darn Quick
- PDS - Please Don't Shout
- PEBCAC - Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
- PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
- PFA - Pulled From A** -or- Please Find Attached
- PFC - Pretty F***ing Cold
- PHAT - Pretty Hot And Tempting
- PHB - Pointy Haired Boss
- PHS - Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
- PIAPS - Pig In A Pant Suit
- PIBKAC - Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
- PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
- PIF - Paid In Full
- PIMP - Peeing In My Pants
- PIMPL - Peeing In My Pants Laughing
- PIN - Person In Need
- PIR - Parent In Room
- PITA - Pain In The A**
- PITMEMBOAM - Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
- PLOKTA - Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
- PLS - Please
- PLZ - Please
- PM - Personal Message -or- Private Message
- PMBI - Pardon My Butting In
- PMF - Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
- PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In
- PMIGBOM - Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
- PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In
- PML - Pissing Myself Laughing
- PMP - Peeing My Pants
- PMSL - Pissed MySelf Laughing
- PNATMBC - Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
- PNCAH - Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
- PND - Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
- PO - Piss Off
- POAHF - Put On A Happy Face
- POAK - Passed Out At Keyboard
- POM - Parent Over My Shoulder
- PONA - Person Of No Account
- POOF - Good-bye, gone; also seen as ::poof::
- POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
- POSC - Piece Of Sh** Computer
- POSSLQ - Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
- POTS - Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
- POTUS - President of the United States
- POV - Point of View
- PP - People
- PPL - Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
- PRON - Porn
- PS - Post Script
- PSA - Public Service Announcement
- PSO - Product Superior to Operator
- PTH - Prime Tanning Hours
- PTMM - Please Tell Me More
- PTP - Pardon The Pun
- PTPOP - Pat The Pissed Off Primate
- PU - That Stinks
- PVP - Player Versus Player
- PWN - Own
- PWNT - Owned
- PWP - Plot, What Plot?
- P-ZA - Pizza
- Q2C - Quick To Cum
- QFT - Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
- QL - Quit Laughing
- QLS - Reply
- QOTD - Quote Of The Day
- QQ - Quick Question -or- Cry More
- QS - Quit Scrolling
- QT - Cutie
- QYB - Quit Your Bitching
- R U there? - Are you there?
- R&D - Research & Development
- R&R - Rest & Relaxation
- RAEBNC - Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
- RAT - Remotely Activated Trojan
- RB@Ya - Right Back at Ya
- RBAY - Right Back At You
- RBTL - Read Between The Lines
- RC - Remote Control
- RCI - Rectal Cranial Inversion
- RE - Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
- REHI - Hi Again
- RFD - Request For Discussion
- RFR - Really F***ing Rich
- RFS - Really F***ing Soon
- RGR - Roger
- RHIP - Rank Has Its Privileges
- RIYL - Recommended If You Like
- RKBA - Right to Keep and Bear Arms
- RL - Real Life
- RLCO - Real Life Conference
- RLF - Real Life Friend
- RM - Remake
- RMLB - Read My Lips Baby
- RMMA - Reading My Mind Again
- RMMM - Read My Mail Man
- RN - Right Now
- RNN - Reply Not Necessary
- ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing
- ROR - Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
- ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
- ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
- ROTFLOL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
- ROTGL - Rolling On The Ground Laughing
- ROTGLMAO - Rolling On The Ground Laughing My A** Off
- ROTM - Right On The Money
- RPG - Role Playing Games
- RRQ - Return Receipt Request
- RRR - haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
- RSN - Real Soon Now
- RSVP - Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
- RT - Real Time
- RTBM - Read The Bloody Manual
- RTBS - Reason To Be Single
- RTFAQ - Read The FAQ
- RTFF - Read The F***ing FAQ
- RTFM - Read The F***ing Manual
- RTFQ - Read The F***ing Question
- RTH - Release The Hounds
- RTK - Return To Keyboard
- RTM or RTFM - Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
- RTSM - Read The Silly Manual
- RTTSD - Right Thing To Say Dude
- RTWFQ - Read The Whole F***ing Question
- RU - Are You?
- RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
- RUFKM - Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
- RUH - Are You Horny?
- RUMCYMHMD - Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
- RUMORF - Are You Male OR Female?
- RUNTS - Are You Nuts?
- RUOK - Are You OK?
- RUS - Are You Serious?
- RUSOS - Are You SOS (in trouble)?
- RUT - Are You There?
- RUUP4IT - Are You Up For It?
- RX - Regards
- RYFM - Read Your Friendly Manual
- RYO - Roll Your Own
- RYS - Read Your Screen
- S - Smile
- S^ - What's Up?
- S2R - Send To Receive
- S2U - Same To You
- S4L - Spam For Life
- SADAD - Suck A Dick And Die
- SAHM - Stay At Home Mom
- SAIA - Stupid Asses In Action
- SAPFU - Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
- SBI - Sorry 'Bout It
- SBTA - Sorry, Being Thick Again
- SBUG - Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
- SCNR - Sorry, Could Not Resist
- SDK - Scottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
- SEC - Wait a second
- SED - Said Enough Darling
- SEG - Sh** Eating Grin
- SEP - Somebody Else's Problem
- SETE - Smiling Ear To Ear
- SEWAG - Scientifically Engineered Wild A** Guess
- SF - Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
- SFAIAA - So Far As I Am Aware
- SFETE - Smiling From Ear To Ear
- SFLA - Stupid Four Letter Acronym
- SFTTM - Stop F***ing Talking To Me
- SFX - Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
- SH - Sh** Happens
- SHB - Should Have Been
- SHID - Slap Head In Disgust
- SHMILY - See How Much I Love You
- SIC - Spelling Is Correct
- SICL - Sitting In Chair Laughing
- SICS - Sitting In Chair Snickering
- SII - Seriously Impaired Imagination
- SIL - Sister-In-Law
- SIP - Skiing In Powder
- SIT - Stay In Touch
- SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
- SITD - Still In The Dark
- SIUP - Suck It Up Pussy
- SIUYA - Shove It Up Your A**
- Sk8r - Skater
- SL - Second Life
- SLAP - Sounds Like A Plan
- SLAW - Sounds Like A Winner
- SLIRK - Smart Little Rich Kid
- SLM - See Last Mail
- SLOM - Sticking Leeches On Myself
- SLT - Something Like That
- SM - Senior Moment
- SMAIM - Send Me An Instant Message
- SMB - Suck My Balls
- SME - Subject Matter Expert
- SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
- SMH - Shaking My Head
- SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message
- SMOP - Small Matter of Programming
- SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
- SNAG - Sensitive New Age Guy
- SNERT - Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
- SO - Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend)
- SOB - Son Of a B*tch
- SOBT - Stressed Out Big Time
- SOGOP - Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
- SOH - Sense Of Humor
- SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
- SOI - Self Owning Idiot
- SOIAR - Sit On It And Rotate
- SOL - Sh** Out of Luck
- SOMY - Sick Of Me Yet
- SOOYA - Snake Out Of Your A**
- SOP - Standard Operating Procedure
- SorG - Straight or Gay
- SOS - Same Old Sh**
- SOT - Short On Time
- SOTMG - Short On Time, Must Go
- SOW - Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
- SOZ - Sorry
- SRO - Standing Room Only
- SRSLY - Seriously
- SSC - Super Sexy Cute
- SSDD - Same Sh** Different Day
- SSEWBA - Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
- SSIA - Subject Says It All
- STBY - Sucks To Be You
- STD - Seal The Deal
- STFU - Shut The F*** Up
- STFW - Search The F***ing Web
- STM - Spank The Monkey
- STPPYNOZGTW - Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
- STR8 - Straight
- STS - So To Speak
- STW - Search The Web
- STYS - Speak To You Soon
- SU - Shut Up
- SUAC - Sh** Up A Creek
- SUAKM - Shut Up And Kiss Me
- SUFI - Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
- SUFID - Screwing Up Face In Disgust
- SUL - Snooze You Lose
- SUP - What's Up?
- SUYF - Shut Up You Fool
- SWAG - Scientific Wild A** Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
- SWAK - Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
- SWALBCAKWS - Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
- SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss
- SWDYT - So What Do You Think
- SWIM - See What I Mean?
- SWIS - See What I'm Saying
- SWL - Screaming With Laughter
- SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed
- SWU - So What's Up
- SYS - See You Soon
- SYT - See You Tomorrow
- T&C - Terms & Conditions
- T@YL - Talk At You Later
- TA - Thanks Again
- TAF - That's All, Folks!
- TAFN - That's All For Now
- TAH - Take A Hike
- TAKS - That's A Knee Slapper
- TANJ - There Ain?t No Justice
- TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
- TAP - Take A Pill
- TARFU - Things Are Really F***ed Up
- TAS - Taking A Shower
- TAW - Teachers Are Watching
- TBA - To Be Advised
- TBC - To Be Continued
- TBD - To Be Determined
- TBE - Thick Between Ears
- TBH - To Be Honest
- TBYB - Try Before You Buy
- TC - Take Care
- TCB - Trouble Came Back
- TCOY - Take Care Of Yourself
- TDM - Too Darn Many
- TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
- TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
- TFDS - That is For Darn Sure
- TFH - Thread From Hell
- TFLMS - Thanks For Letting Me Share
- TFMIU - The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
- TFN - Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
- TFS - Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
- TFTHAOT - Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
- TFTT - Thanks For The Thought
- TFX - Traffic
- TGAL - Think Globally, Act Locally
- TGGTG - That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
- TGIF - Thank God It's Friday
- THX or TX or THKS - Thanks
- TIA - Thanks In Advance
- TIAIL - Think I Am In Love
- TIC - Tongue In Cheek
- TIGAS - Think I Give A Sh**
- TILII - Tell It Like It Is
- TINWIS - That Is Not What I Said
- TISC - This Is So Cool
- TISL - This Is So Lame
- TISNC - This Is So Not Cool
- TISNF - That Is So Not Fair
- TISNT - That Is So Not True
- TK - To Come
- TKU4UK - Thank You For Your Kindness
- TLA - Three Letter Acronym
- TLC - Tender Loving Care
- TLGO - The List Goes On
- TLITBC - That's Life In The Big City
- TLK-2-U-L-8-R - Talk To You Later
- TM - Trust Me
- TMA - Too Many Acronyms
- TMI - Too Much Information
- TMTOWTDI - There's More Than One Way To Do It
- TNA - Temporarily Not Available
- TNC - Tongue In Cheek
- TNT - Til Next Time
- TNTL - Trying Not To Laugh
- TNX - Thanks
- TOBAL - There Oughta Be A Law
- TOBG - This Oughta Be Good
- TOM - Tomorrow
- TOPCA - Til Our Paths Cross Again
- TOT - Tons of Time
- TOY - Thinking Of You
- TP - Team Player -or- TelePort
- TPC - The Phone Company
- TPS - That's Pretty Stupid
- TPTB - The Powers That Be
- TQM - Total Quality Management
- TRAM - The Rest Are Mine
- TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheeks
- TS - Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
- TSIA - This Says It All
- TSIF - Thank Science It's Friday
- TSNF - That's So Not Fair
- TSOB - Tough Son Of a B*tch
- TSR - Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
- TSRA - Two Shakes of a Rat's A**
- TT - Big tease
- TTA - Tap That A**
- TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
- TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
- TTG - Time to Go
- TTIOT - The Truth Is Out There
- TTKSF - Trying To Keep a Straight Face
- TTMF - Ta, Ta, MOFO
- TTS - Text To Speech
- TTT - That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
- TTTHTFAL - Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
- TTTKA - Time To Totally Kick A**
- TTTT - To Tell The Truth
- TTUL - Talk To You Later
- TTYAWFN - Talk To You A While From Now
- TTYL - Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
- TTYT - Talk To You Tomorrow
- TVM4YEM - Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
- TVN - Thank You Very Much
- TWHAB - This Won't Hurt A Bit
- TWIMC - To Whom it may Concern
- TWIWI - That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
- TXS - Thanks
- TXT IM - Text Instant Message
- TY - Thank You
- TYCLO - Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
- TYVM - Thank You Very Much
- U - You
- U Up - Are You Up?
- U2 - You Too
- U8 - You Ate?
- UBS - Unique Buying State
- UCWAP - Up a Creek Without A Paddle
- UDH82BME - You'd Hate To Be Me
- UG2BK - You've Got To Be Kidding
- UGC - User-Generated Content
- U-L - You Will
- unPC - unPolitically Correct
- UNTCO - You Need To Chill Out
- UOK - Are You OK?
- UPOD - Under Promise Over Deliver
- UR - You Are
- UR2K - You Are Too Kind
- URAPITA - You Are A Pain In The A**
- URSAI - You Are Such An Idiot
- URW - You Are Welcome
- URWS - You Are Wise
- URYY4M - You Are Too Wise For Me
- US - You Suck
- USP - Unique Selling Proposition
- UTM - You Tell Me
- UV - Unpleasant Visual
- UWIWU - You Wish I Was You
- VBG - Very Big Grin
- VBS - Very Big Smile
- VC - Venture Capital
- VCDA - Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
- VEG - Very Evil Grin
- VFM - Value For Money
- VGN - Vegan -or- Vegitarian
- VM - Voice Mail
- VRBS - Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
- VSF - Very Sad Face
- VWD - Very Well Done
- VWP - Very Well Played
- W/ - With
- W/O - Without
- w00t - We Own the Other Team
- WAD - Without A Doubt
- WAEF - When All Else Fails
- WAFB - What A F***ing Bitch
- WAFM - What A F***ing Mess
- WAFS - Warm And Fuzzies
- WAG - Wild A** Guess
- WAI - What An Idiot
- WAK - What A Kiss
- WAMBAM - Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
- WAYD - What Are You Doing?
- WAYN - Where Are You Now?
- WB - Welcome Back -or- Write Back
- WBS - Write Back Soon
- WC - Who Cares
- WCA - Who Cares Anyway
- WD - Well Done
- WDALYIC - Who Died And Left You In Charge?
- WDDD - Woopie Doo Da Dey
- WDR - With Due Respect
- WDT - Who Does That?
- WDYMBT - What Do You Mean By That?
- WDYS - What Did You Say
- WDYT - What Do You Think
- WE - Whatever
- WEG - Wicked Evil Grin
- WETSU - We Eat This Sh** Up
- WF - Way Fun
- WFM - Works For Me
- WG - Wicked Grin
- WGAFF - Who Gives A Flying F***
- WIBAMU - Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
- WIBNI - Wouldn't It Be Nice If
- WIIFM - What's In It For Me
- WILCO - Will Comply
- WIM - Woe Is Me
- WIP - Work In Process
- WISP - Winning Is So Pleasureable
- WIT - Wordsmith In Training
- WITFITS - What In The F*** Is This Sh**
- WITW - What In The World
- WIU - Wrap It Up
- wkewl - it means way cool
- WMHGB - Where Many Have Gone Before
- WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
- WMPL - Wet My Pants Laughing
- WNOHGB - Where No One Has Gone Before
- WOA - Work Of Art
- WOG - Wise Old Guy
- WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
- WOOF - Well Off Older Folks
- WOP - With Out Papers
- WOTAM - Waste Of Time And Money
- WOTD - Word Of The Day
- WP - Well Played
- WRT - With Regard To -or- With Respect To
- WRUDATM - What Are You Doing At The Moment?
- WT - Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
- WTB - Want To Buy
- WTF - What The F***
- WTFGDA - Way To F***ing Go, Dumb A**
- WTFH - What The F***ing Hell
- WTG - Way To Go
- WTGP - Want To Go Private?
- WTH - What The Heck
- WTHOW - White Trash Headline Of the Week
- WTMI - Way Too Much Information
- WTN - What Then Now? Who Then Now?
- WTS - Want To Sell
- WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine
- WTSHTF - When The Sh** Hits The Fan
- WTTM - Without Thinking To Much
- WU - What's Up
- WUF - Where You From
- WUWH - Wish You Were Here
- WUWHIMA - Wish You Were Here In My Arms
- WWJD - What Would Jesus Do?
- WWSD - What Would Satan Do?
- WWY - Where Were You?
- WX - Weather
- WYCM - Will You Call Me?
- WYFM - Would You F*** Me?
- WYGISWYPF - What You Get Is What You Pay For
- WYM - What do You Mean?
- WYP - What's Your Problem?
- WYRN - What's Your Real Name?
- WYS - Whatever You Say
- WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
- WYSLPG - What You See Looks Pretty Good
- WYT - Whatever You Think
- WYWH - Wish You Were Here
- X-I-10 - Exciting
- XLNT - Excellent
- XME - Excuse Me
- XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
- XQZT - Exquisite
- XTC - Ecstasy
- Y - Why?
- YA - Yet Another
- YA yaya - Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
- YABA - Yet Another Bloody Acronym
- YACC - Yet Another Calendar Company
- YAFIYGI - You Asked For It You Got It
- YAOTM - Yet Another Off Topic Message
- YAUN - Yet Another Unix Nerd
- YBF - You've Been F***ed
- YBS - You'll Be Sorry
- YBY - Yeah Baby Yeah
- YBYSA - You Bet Your Sweet A**
- YCT - Your Comment To
- YDKM - You Don't Know Me
- YEPPIES - Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
- YGBK - You Gotta Be Kidding
- YGBSM - You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
- YGLT - You're Gonna Love This
- YGTBK - You've Got To Be Kidding
- YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For
- YHM - You Have Mail
- YIC - Yours In Christ
- YIU - Yes, I Understand
- YIWGP - Yes, I Will Go Private
- YKW - You Know What
- YKWIM - You Know What I Mean
- YM - Your Mother
- YMAK - You May Already Know
- YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
- YNK - You Never Know
- YOYO - You're On Your Own
- YR - Yeah Right
- YRYOCC - You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
- YS - You Stinker
- YSAN - You're Such A Nerd
- YSIC - Why Should I Care?
- YSK - You Should Know
- YSYD - Yeah, Sure You Do
- YTB - You're The Best
- YTRNW - Yeah That's Right, Now What?
- YTTT - You Telling The Truth
- YUPPIES - Young Urban Professionals
- YW - You're Welcome
- YWIA - You're Welcome In Advance
- YY4U - Too Wise For You
- YYSSW - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
- zerg - To gang up on someone
- ZMG - Oh My God
- ZZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired
Internet Slang Dictionary:
Provided by: www.noslang.com
- $#!+ - Sh**
- $46 - money for sex
- $h!t - Sh**
- $xy - sexy
- /. - Slashdot
- *4u - Kiss for you
- *67 - unknown
- *eg* - evil grin
- 07734 - hello
- 0day - software illegally obtained before it was released
- 0noe - Oh No
- 10q - thank you
- 10tacle - Tentacle
- 10x - thanks
- 12b - wannabe
- 1337 - elite
- 133t - elite
- 13itch - bitch
- 143 - I love you
- 187 - murder
- 1ab - wannabe
- 1daful - wonderful
- 1nce - once
- 1sec - one second
- 2b - to be
- 2bad4u2 - to bad for u to
- 2da - to the
- 2dae - today
- 2day - today
- 2ditd - today is the day
- 2ez - too easy
- 2ge4 - Together
- 2getha - together
- 2gether - together
- 2gethr - together
- 2h4u - too hot for you
- 2k0 - 2000
- 2k1 - 2001
- 2k6 - 2006
- 2k7 - 2007
- 2k8 - 2008
- 2l8 - too late
- 2m - tomorrow
- 2m4u - too much for you
- 2ma - Tomorrow
- 2maro - tomorrow
- 2mo - tomorrow
- 2mora - tomorrow
- 2moro - tomorrow
- 2morow - tomorrow
- 2morrow - tommorrow
- 2moz - tomorrow
- 2mro - tomorrow
- 2mw - tomorrow
- 2mz - tomorrow
- 2night - tonight
- 2nite - tonight
- 2nyt - tonight
- 2sday - tuesday
- 2tali - totally
- 2tm - to the max
- 2u2 - To you too
- 301ing - referring traffic to another site
- 304 - hoe
- 31337 - elite
- 313373 - elite
- 31ee7 - elite
- 3q - thank you
- 3u - thank you
- 3y3 y4m - I am
- 404 - Clueless
- 42n8 - fortunate
- 4311 - hell
- 4col - For crying out loud
- 4eva - forever
- 4ever - forever
- 4evr - for ever
- 4fs - for F***'s sake
- 4gai - forget about it
- 4geit - forget it
- 4get - forget
- 4getu - forget you
- 4give - forgive
- 4got - forgot
- 4gv - forgive
- 4ker - F***er
- 4king - F***ing
- 4lyf3 - for life
- 4lyfe - for life
- 4m - form
- 4q - F*** you
- 4rm - from
- 4sho - for sure
- 4tw - for the win
- 4u - for you
- 4umb - For You Maybe
- 4us - for us
- 4ward - forward
- 4wd - forward
- 5- oh - cop
- 53x - sex
- 5h17 - Sh**
- 5n - fine
- 5o - police
- 6flx - X- Rated movie (sex flick)
- 6up - cops in area
- 6y - sexy
- 7734 - hell
- 7uck - F***
- 8008135 - boobies
- 81tc# - bitch
- 9009l3 - Google
- 911sc - emergency let's stop chatting
- <3 - love
- ?u@ - Where are you?
- ?up - what's up?
- ?^ - what's up?
- @ - at
- @$$ - A**
- @$$ #013 - A** hole
- @h - asshole
- ^5 - high five
- >3 - LOVE
- ?4u - Question for you
- a$$ - A**
- a&f - always and forever
- a.i.m. - aol instant messanger
- a/m - away message
- a/s/l - age,sex,location
- a/s/l/p - age/sex/location/picture
- a/s/l/r - age, sex, location, race
- a1t - anyone there
- a3 - anyplace, anywhere, anytime
- aaaaa - American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse
- aaf - as a friend
- aak - Alive and Kicking
- aamof - as a matter of fact
- aarp - alert, aware, responsible, participate
- aatf - always and totally forever
- abend - absent by enforced net deprivation
- abft - About F***ing Time
- abt - about
- abwt - about
- acc - account
- acct - account
- acgaf - Absolutely couldn't give a F***
- ack - acknowledged
- addy - address
- adn - any day now
- aeap - as early as possible
- af - assface
- afaic - as far as I'm concerned
- afaics - as far as I can see
- afaict - as far as I can tell
- afaik - as far as I know
- afair - as far as I recall
- afaiu - As far as I understand
- afc - away from computer
- afcpmgo - away from computer parents may go on
- afg - away from game
- afk - away from keyboard
- afkb - away from keyboard
- ah - A** hole
- ahole - asshole
- ai - Artificial Intelligence
- aiadw - ALL IN A DAYS WORK
- aiamu - and I'm a monkey's uncle
- aicmfp - and I claim my five pounds
- aight - Alright
- aightz - alright
- aiic - as if I care
- aiid - and if I did
- aiight - all right
- aim - AOL instant messanger
- ain't - am not
- aite - Alright
- aiui - as I understand it
- aiws - as i was saying
- ajax - Asynchronous Javascript and XML
- aka - also known as
- akp - Alexander King Project
- akpcep - Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project
- alol - actually laughing out loud
- alot - a lot
- alright - all right
- alrite - Alright
- alrt - alright
- alryt - alright
- amf - adios motherF***er
- amiic - ask me if i care
- aml - All My Love
- anim8 - animate
- anlsx - Anal Sex
- anon - anonymous
- anuda - another
- anw - anyways
- any1 - Anyone
- anywaz - anyways
- aoc - age of consent
- aoe - Age Of Empires
- aota - all of the above
- aoto - Amen on that one
- aoys - angel on your shoulder
- apod - Another Point Of Discussion
- appt - appointment
- aprece8 - appreciate
- apreci8 - appreciate
- apu - as per usual
- ar - are
- arnd - around
- arse - A**
- arsed - bothered
- arvo - afternoon
- asafp - as soon as F***ing possible
- asaik - as soon as I know
- asap - as soon as possible
- asarbambtaa - All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.
- asic - application specific integrated circuit
- asl - age, sex, location
- aslo - age sex location orientation
- aslp - age, sex, location, picture
- aslr - age sex location race
- aslrp - age, sex, location, race, picture
- asr - age sex race
- asshle - asshole
- atfp - answer the F***ing phone
- atl - atlanta
- atm - at the moment
- atop - at time of posting
- atp - answer the phone
- atst - At the same time
- attn - attention
- atw - All the way
- audy - Are you done yet?
- aufm - are you F***ing mental
- aufsm - are you F***ing Sh**ing me
- aup - acceptable use policy
- avie - Avatar
- avsb - a very special boy
- avtr - avatar
- avvie - avatar
- avy - Avatar
- awes - awesome
- awk - awkward
- awol - absent without leave
- awsm - awesome
- ayagob - are you a girl or boy
- ayb - All Your Base
- aybab2m - all your base are belong 2 me
- aybab2u - All your base are belong to us
- aybabtg - All Your Base Are Belong To Google
- aybabtu - all your base are belong to us
- ayd - are you done
- aydy - are you done yet
- ayec - at your earliest convenience
- ayfk - are you F***ing kidding
- ayfkm - are you F***ing kidding me
- ayfr - are you for real
- ayfs - Are You F***ing Serious
- ayk - are you kidding
- ayl - are you listening
- aymf - are you my friend
- aypi - and your point is
- aypi? - And Your Point Is?
- ays - are you serious
- aysm - are you Sh**ting me?
- ayt - are you there
- ayte - alright
- aytf - are you there F***er
- ayty - are you there yet
- azn - asian
- azz - A**
- bi - bye
- b& - banned
- b'day - birthday
- b- cuz - because
- b- day - birthday
- b.f.f. - best friend forever
- b.s. - bullSh**
- b/c - because
- b/g - background
- b/s/l - Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian
- b/t - between
- b00n - new person
- b00t - boot
- b1tch - Bitch
- b2b - business to business
- b2u - back to you
- b3 - be
- b4 - before
- b4n - bye for now
- b4u - before you
- b8 - bait
- b82rez - Batteries
- b8rez - Batteries
- b@ - banned
- bab - Big A** Boobs
- babi - baby
- baf - bring a friend
- baggkyko - be a good girl, keep your knickers on
- bah - I don't really care
- bai - Bye
- bak - back
- bamf - bad A** mother F***er
- bamofo - bitch A** mother F***er
- bau - back at you
- bb - bye bye
- bb4n - Bye- bye for now
- bbbj - Bare Back Blow Job
- bbe - baby
- bbfn - Bye Bye for now
- bbfu - be back for you
- bbi - Baby
- bbiab - be back in a bit
- bbiaf - be back in a few
- bbialb - Be back in a little bit
- bbiam - be back in a minute
- bbias - be back in a second
- bbiaw - be back in a while
- bbilb - be back in a little bit
- bbilfm - be back in like five minutes
- bbk - be back, ok?
- bbl - be back later
- bbl8a - Be Back Later
- bblig - Be back later...i guess
- bbml - be back much later
- bbol - be back online later
- bbp - Banned by parents
- bbq - be back quick
- bbs - be back soon
- bbt - be back tomorrow
- bbtn - be back tonite
- bbvl - Be Back Very Later
- bbw - be back whenever
- bbwb - best buddy with boobs
- bbwl - be back way later
- bby - baby
- bbz - babes
- bc - because
- bch - bitch
- bck - back
- bcnu - be seeing you
- bcnul8r - be seeing you later
- bcoz - Because
- bcurl8 - Because you're late.
- bcuz - because
- bd - birthday
- bday - birthday
- bdfl - Benevolent Dictator For Life
- be4 - before
- becuse - because
- becuz - because
- beech - bitch
- beeoch - bitch
- beezy - BITCH
- beotch - bitch
- besos - kisses
- bestie - best friend
- betch - Bitch
- betcha - bet you
- bettr - better
- bewb - boob
- bewbs - boobs
- bewbz - boobs
- bewt - boot
- beyatch - Bitch
- beyotch - bitch
- bf - boyfriend
- bf+gf - boyfriend and girlfriend
- bf4e - best friends for ever
- bf4eva - Best Friends forever
- bf4l - best friends for life
- bfam - brother from another mother
- bfd - big F***ing deal
- bfe - Bum F*** Egypt
- bff - best friend forever
- bffa - best friends for always
- bffae - Best Friends Forever And Ever
- bffaw - best friends for a while
- bffe - Best friends forever
- bffeae - Best Friend For Ever And Ever
- bffene - Best Friends For Ever And Ever
- bffl - best friends for life
- bffn - best friends for now
- bfftddup - best friends forever till death do us part
- bfg - big F***ing gun
- bfh - bitch from hell
- bfhd - big fat hairy deal
- bfitww - best friend in the whole world
- bfn - bye for now
- bfs - Boyfriends
- bft - big F***ing tits
- bg - background
- bh - bloody hell
- bhwu - back home with you
- biab - back in a bit
- biach - bitch
- biaf - Back In A Few
- biatch - bitch
- bibi - bye bye
- bicbw - but I could be wrong
- bigd - big deal
- bilf - brother i'd like to F***
- bilu - baby i love you
- bion - Believe it or not.
- biotch - bitch
- bioya - blow it out your A**
- bish - Bitch
- biw - boss is watching
- biwm - bisexual white male
- bizatch - Bitch
- bizi - Busy
- biznatch - bitch
- biznitch - bitch
- bizzle - BITCH
- bj - blowjob
- bk - back
- bka - better known as
- bl - bad luck
- bleme - blog meme
- blh - bored like hell
- bling- bling - jewelry
- blj - blowjob
- blk - black
- blkm - Black Male
- blnt - Better Luck Next time
- blog - web log
- blogger - web logger
- blu - blue
- bm - Bite Me
- bm&y - between you and me
- bm4l - best mates for life
- bma - best mates always
- bmf - be my friend
- bmfe - best mates forever
- bmfl - best mates for life
- bmha - bite my hairy A**
- bmoc - Big Man On Campus
- bmttveot - best mates till the very end of time
- bmvp - be my valentine please
- bn - been
- bndm3ovr - Bend me over
- bnib - Brand new in Box
- bnol - be nice or leave
- bnr - banner
- bo - body odour
- bobfoc - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch
- bobw - Best of Both Worlds
- boffum - Both of them
- bofh - bastard operator from hell
- bogo - buy one get one
- bogof - buy one get one free
- bogsatt - bunch of guys sitting around the table
- bohic - Bend over here it comes
- bohica - bend over, here it comes again
- boi - boy
- bol - Barking Out Loud
- boomm - bored out of my mind
- bord - bored
- bout - about
- bovered - bothered
- bowt - about
- boxor - box
- bpot - big pair of tits
- br - bathroom
- brb - be right back
- brbbrb - br right back bath room break
- brbf - Be Right Back F***er
- brbg2p - be right back, got to pee
- brbigtp - be right back, i got to pee.
- brbmf - be right back mother F***er
- brbn2gbr - Be right back, I need to go to the bathroom
- brbs - be right back soon
- brbts - be right back taking Sh**
- brd - bored
- brfb - be right F***ing back
- brgds - best regards
- brh - be right here
- bro - brother
- bros - brothers
- brt - be right there
- bruhh - Brother
- bruv - brother
- bruva - brother
- bruz - brothers
- bs - bullSh**
- bsmfh - Bastard System Manager From Hell
- bsod - blue screen of death
- bsomn - blowing stuff out my nose
- bstfu - bitch shut the F*** up
- bsx - bisexual
- bsxc - be sexy
- bt - bit torrent
- btch - bitch
- btcn - Better than Chuck Norris
- btd - bored to death
- btdt - been there done that
- btdtgtts - Been there, done that, got the T- shirt
- btfl - beautiful
- btfo - back the F*** off
- btias - Be there in a second
- btr - better
- bts - be there soon
- btsoom - Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
- bttt - been there, tried that
- bttyl - be talking to you later
- btw - by the way
- btwn - between
- bty - back to you
- bubar - bushed up beyond all recognition
- bubi - bye
- budzecks - butt sex
- buhbi - Bye Bye
- bur - pussy
- burma - be undressed ready my angel
- buszay - busy
- but6 - buttsex
- butsecks - butt sex
- butterface - every thing is hot but her face
- bwoc - Big Woman On Campus
- bwpwap - back when Pluto was a planet
- bwt - but when though
- byeas - good- bye
- byes - bye bye
- bykt - But you knew that
- byob - Bring your own Beer
- byoc - bring our own computer
- bytabm - beat you to a bloody mess
- bytch - bitch
- bz - busy
- bzy - busy
- bzzy - busy
- c 2 c - cam to cam (webcams)
- c&c - Command and Conquer
- c- p - sleepy
- c.y.a - cover your A**
- c/b - comment back
- c/t - can't talk
- c2 - come to
- c2c - care to chat?
- c2tc - cut to the chase
- c4ashg - care for a shag
- cancer stick - cigarette
- cawk - Cock
- cb - come back
- cba - can't be arsed
- cbb - can't be bothered
- cbf - cant be F***ed
- cbfa - can't be F***ing arsed
- cbfed - can't be F***ed
- cbi - can't believe it
- ccl - Couldn't Care Less
- ccna - Cisco Certified Network Associate
- cd9 - Code 9 (other people nearby)
- celly - cell phone
- cex - sex
- cexy - sexy
- cfas - care for a secret?
- cfid - check for identification
- cfm - come F*** me
- cg - Congratulations
- cgad - couldn't give a damn
- cgaf - couldn't give a F***
- cgf - cute guy friend
- char - character
- chik - chick
- chilax - chill and relax in one word
- chillin - relaxing
- chk - check
- chr - character
- chronic - marijuana
- chut - pussy
- cid - consider it done
- cig - cigarette
- cigs - cigarettes
- cihswu - can i have sex with you
- cilf - child i'd like to F***
- cing - seeing
- cis - computer information science
- cless - clanless
- clm - Cool Like Me
- clt - Cool Like That
- cluebie - clueless newbie
- cm - call me
- cma - Cover My A**
- cmb - comment me back
- cmcp - call my cell phone
- cmeo - crying my eyes out
- cmh - Call My House
- cmiiw - correct me if I'm wrong
- cmitm - Call me in the morning
- cml - call me later
- cml8r - call me later
- cmliuw2 - call me later if you want to
- cmomc - call me on my cell
- cmon - Come on
- cmplcdd - complicated
- cms - content management system
- cmt - comment
- cmw - cutting my wrists
- cn - can
- cnc - Command and Conquer
- cob - close of business
- cod - Call of Duty
- cod4 - call of duty 4
- code 29 - moderator is watching
- code 8 - parents are watching
- code 9 - Parents are watching
- code9 - other people near by
- cof - Crying on the floor
- coiwta - come on i wont tell anyone
- col - crying out loud
- comnt - comment
- comp - Computer
- compy - computer
- congrats - congratulations
- convo - conversation
- coo - cool
- cood - could
- cos - because
- cotf - crying on the floor
- cotm - check out this myspace
- cowboy choker - cigarette
- coz - because
- cp - child porn
- cpl - Cyber Athlete Professional League
- cpm - cost per 1000 impressions
- crakalakin - happening
- crazn - crazy asian
- crm - customer relationship management
- crp - crap
- crs - can't remember Sh**
- crunk - combination of crazy and drunk
- crzy - crazy
- cs - Counter- Strike
- cs:s - Counter- Strike: Source
- cskr - cock sucker
- csl - can't stop laughing
- ct - can't talk
- ctc - call the cell
- ctf - capture the flag
- ctfo - chill the F*** out
- ctfu - cracking the F*** up
- ctm - chuckle to myself
- ctn - can't talk now
- ctpc - cant talk parent(s) coming
- ctrn - can't talk right now
- cts - change the subject
- ctt - change the topic
- cu - goodbye
- cu46 - see you for sex
- cubi - can you believe it
- cud - could
- cuic - see you in class
- cul - see you later
- cul83r - See you later
- cul8er - see you later
- cul8r - See You Later
- cul8tr - see you later
- cunt - vagina
- cuom - see you on monday
- cuple - couple
- cut3 - cute
- cuwul - catch up with you later
- cuz - because
- cvq - chucking very quietly
- cwmaos - coffee with milk and one sugar
- cwot - complete waste of time
- cwyl - chat with ya later
- cya - goodbye
- cyal - see you later
- cyb - cyber
- cybl - call you back later
- cybr - cyber
- cybseckz - cyber sex
- cye - Close Your Eyes
- cyff - change your font, F***er
- cyl - see you later
- cyl,a - see ya later, alligator
- cyl8er - see you later
- cylbd - catch ya later baby doll
- cylor - check your local orhtodox rabbi
- cym - check your mail
- cyu - see you
- c|n>k - coffee through nose into keyboard
- d&df - drug & disease free
- d.w - don't worry
- d/c - disconnected
- d/l - download
- d/w - don't worry
- d00d - dude
- d2 - Diablo 2
- d8 - date
- da - the
- dafs - do a F***ing search
- dah - dumb as hell
- damhik - don't ask me how I know
- damhikt - don't ask me how I know this
- dass - dumb A**
- dat - that
- dats - that's
- dawg - Friend
- dayumm - damn
- db - database
- db4l - drinking buddy for life
- dbab - don't be a bitch
- dbafwtt - Dont Be A Fool Wrap The Tool
- dbeyr - dont believe everything you read
- dbg - dont be gay
- dbm - don't bother me
- dc - don't care
- dc'd - disconnected
- dcw - Doing Class Work
- dd - don't die
- ddf - Drug and Disease Free
- ddg - Drop Dead Gorgeous
- ddl - direct download
- ddr - dance dance revolution
- def - definitely
- defs - definetly
- degmt - Don't Even Give Me That
- dem - them
- der - there
- dernoe - I don't know
- detai - don't even think about it
- dewd - Dude
- dey - they
- df - Dumb F***
- dfc - DON'T F***ING CARE
- dfo - dumb F***ing operator
- dftc - down for the count
- dfu - don't F*** up
- dfw/m - Don't F*** with Me
- dfwm - Don't F*** with Me
- dg - dont go
- dga - don't go anywhere
- dgaf - don't give a F***
- dgara - don't give a rats A**
- dgms - Don't get me started
- dgoai - don't go on about it
- dgt - don't go there
- dgypiab - don't get your panties in a bunch
- dh - dickhead
- dhly - does he like you
- diacf - die in a car fire
- diaf - die in a fire
- dic - do i care
- dick - penis
- diez - dies
- diff - difference
- dih - dick in hand
- dikhed - dickhead
- diku - do i know you
- diky - Do I know you
- dil - Daughter in law
- dilf - dad i'd like to F***
- dillic - Do I look like I care
- dillifc - do I look like I F***ing care
- dilligad - do I look like I give a damn
- dilligaf - do I look like I give a F***
- dilligas - do i look like i give a Sh**
- din - didn't
- din't - didn't
- dirl - Die in real life
- dis - this
- dit - Details in Thread
- diy - do it yourself
- dju - did you
- dk - don't know
- dkdc - don't know, don't care
- dl - download
- dlf - dropping like flies
- dln - don't look now
- dm - deathmatch
- dmaf - do me a favor
- dmba* - dumbass
- dmu - don't mess up
- dmwm - don't mess with me
- dmy - don't mess yourself
- dn - don't know
- dnd - Do Not Disturb
- dndp - Do not double post
- dnimb - dancing naked in my bra
- dno
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